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Oh man, fucking classic! "Three ti- how am I supposed to say that?" BEST LINE EVER! I seriously think that anyone who gave this movie a bad review actually liked the Fast and the Furious movies. Honestly, this flash could be used as a trailer for the Fast and the Furious, 'cause that's just how lame those movies are. (Not saying your flash is lame, your flash is fucking AWEXOME!)
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I'm going to call you... Peanut! Best part right there.
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I disagree with all the people who said the Halo music should be taken out. I, for one, think it fit perfectly. I was a bit disappointed with the ending. I thought that after he opened the door there was going to be an epic boss fight, but sadly no, just the girl and then it was over. Pretty lame.
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I'm a stoner, and because of that I find a lot of retarded and random shit funny. But this was just... Garbage. Not once during this entire clip did I come close to a laugh, nor did I even smile. And now I have to wonder... Did you have a bunch of five-year-olds write the script? Other than that, your drawings were swell, a lot better than I could come up with. Work on your randomness humour and I'll keep checking back. Hopefully one day you'll get me to piss myself.
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Aw fuck.
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HOLY FUCK, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?! 'cause seriously, if it's pot, I want to make a purchase. A large purchase. Why was he peeing everywhere?
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Another amazing piece of work, but then again, I wouldn't have expected any less! You need to remind me how to use flash so I can start on something! Anyways, I think the YuYu has taken the #1 spot on my favourites.
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People need to pick up a dictionary more often.
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I'll sell these cookies lol
And she doesn't even sell them =(
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I have never studied the art of paying compliments to women; but I must say that if all that has been said by orators and poets since the creation of the world in praise of women were applied to the women of America, it would not do them justice for their conduct during this war. I will close by saying, God bless the women of America!
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Dammit Tomato, you lazy ass mother fucker! That was probably the best part.
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<3
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Alright, so's let me explain about the scores that seem kind of low.
Graphics - 8: Though I liked the graphics and they helped with the hilariousness of the video, the movement still seemed a bit, erm, blocky-ish-ness... Maybe it's just my crappy computer and I should be giving you a higher school, but who knows o.O
Violence - 7: Explosions and zombie killing, just not much blood or limbs.
Interactivity - 2: Besides "Scene Select" and "Play Movie" what other interactivity was there? Who cares about interactivity anyways, you made a flash movie, not a game.
Overall the entire video was better than sex. Sure sex might feel good, but can it make you laugh THIS hard?!
PS, the guy complaining at the end who gets his ass kicked was the icing on the cake!
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